1. bussykiller:

    getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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    (via distraction)

     

  2. rniner:

    how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things 

    (Source: horrasin, via fake-mermaid)

     

  3. lion:

    when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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    (via sniffing)

     
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  5. peach94:

    COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

    (via ugly)

     
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  7. solluxcraptor:

    "you’re too cute to be single!"

    then date me

    (via sniffing)

     

  8. happiest:

    have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

    (via seanp0donnell)

     

  9. "The world is most beautiful at 4 AM because people are asleep and nature is wide awake."
    — (via bl-ossomed)

    (Source: hedonistpoet, via bl-ossomed)

     

  10. officialunitedstates:

    bombing:

    the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

    a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

    (via sniffing)

     
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  12. (Source: youtube.com, via ugly)

     
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